Humour..IMHO

[lenardthefast]

Hi All,

This is funny, if, you appreciate satire. Should satire not be your cuppa tea, please, don't click. http://www.onlineclarity.co.uk/I_Ching_community/clipart/happy.gif

http://www.elfrigo.org/flash/chowmein.htm

Ooops, I forgot to format it, but, you may still copy and paste it into your browser. It takes about 2 minutes to download, but, I think it is well worth it. Once again, this is NOT politically incorrect, it IS satire! Enjoy!

Namaste,
Leonard

[lenardthefast]

OK, I will take my own advice(re: laziness) here.

I did the durn formatting(I think)! Will try it after I post!


chinese food song (http://www.elfrigo.org/flash/chowmein.htm)


Namaste,
Leonard

[shelley]

Nice one, Leonard!

It's always nice to be reminded of why I'm glad to be a veggie! http://www.onlineclarity.co.uk/I_Ching_community/clipart/biggrin.gif

Love,

Shelley

[dharma]

seems like the recipe for the "Best Fruit Cake Ever" belongs here http://www.onlineclarity.co.uk/I_Ching_community/clipart/biggrin.gif

Ingredients:
1 or 2 quarts whiskey
1 cup butter (vegetarians use oil)
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
4 large eggs (from free-roaming hens)
1 cup dried fruit
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup of nuts
1 oz of lemon juice

Mixing Instructions:

Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mising bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the whiskey again as it must be just right. To be sure whiskey is of the highest quality, pour one level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp. of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the siskey is of the finest quality. Cry another cup.

Open the second quart is necessary. Add the 2 arge eggs, 2 cups dried fruit and beat till high. If druit gest stuck in the beaters, juse pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey again, checking for toxscisticity.

Next sift 3 cups of the salt or anything: it really doesn't matter. Sample the whiskey. Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice.

Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add one babblespoon of the brown thugar, or whatever color you can find and wix mel.

Grease oven and turn cake to 350 degrees. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and bake. Check whiskey again, and go to bed.

[lenardthefast]

Damn, Dharma, Thattfs thhhe beessstf tooot cakeh i evern beattean. Thanksssssss youse! zzzzzzzz...

Leeeoonarrd

thatks aginnna!

[cheiron]

Leonard

Very most excellant... I needed a laugh...

heheheh

Cheers

--Kevin