Humor

[jte]

Thought folks might like this...

Bush "Haiku"

This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W.
Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by
WashingtonPost writer, Richard Thompson.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked,
Is our children learning?
Wll the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

[lenardthefast]

Hi Jeff,

LMAO. Its been said "a brain is a terrible thing to lose." In this case I guess we could say "A brain would be a wonderful thing to have." But, what can we expect from someone who majored in beer-drinkin' and tennis. Thanks.

Namaste,
Leonard

[candid]

Politics makes unfriendly Ching-fellows.

[lenardthefast]

Candid,

I never would have taken you for a neo-con.http://www.onlineclarity.co.uk/I_Ching_community/clipart/biggrin.gif ...and this isn't politics, it's 'quoting'! Anyway, Open Space is for un-Ching.

Namaste,
http://www.onlineclarity.co.uk/I_Ching_community/clipart/hex04.gif
Leonard

[candid]

Leonard, labels are so constricting. I think for myself, and believe demeaning my nation?s President, especially during a world crisis, is self-defeating. Its difficult enough fighting the enemies without, much less the enemies within. But, you follow what you believe. I?ll do likewise.