Claustrophobia

[rosada]

Claustrophobia:
The fear of being locked in a closet with Santa Claus.

 

[Trojina]

A. "Guess who I saw today?"

B. "I don't know A, who did you see today ?"

A. "Everyone I looked at"

 

[surnevs]

Solen var det første vi tilbad,
længtes efter når sunken ned i Vest.
Jublede over når igen den bragte varme og lys.
Forstod vi dengang at Solen stadig var der,
når den efterlod os i mørke, kulde og farer ?
Eller søgte vi at kompensere dens fravær,
i disse nætter,
med alverdens guder ?
I dag tilbeder vi den ikke,
omend vi véd at den også er der,
om natten.
Modsat alverdens guder,
er den virkelig,
giver lys, varme
- og liv.

 

[hilary]

Google translate.

Also...

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

'Dam.'

 

[Trojina]

Sernevs translated below...I like it, I don't know who wrote it? Sernevs perhaps?


The sun was the first thing we worshiped,
longed for when sunk down in the West.
Rejoiced when again it brought warmth and light.
Did we understand then that the Sun was still there,
when it left us in darkness, cold and dangers?
Or did we seek to compensate for its absence,
in these nights,
with the gods of the world?
Today we do not worship it,
although we know it's there too,
in the night.
Unlike the gods of the world,
is it real,
provides light, warmth
- and life.

 

[surnevs]

Hey again,
Actual, when I wrote it in danish it was meant as a practical joke. The google translation looks right except for:

Unlike all the gods
it's real etc.

I wrote it spontaneously for Facebook.

 

[surnevs]

Concerning humour, but as found in the YiJing, I found this article written by "our" Bradford:

% attached,

Humour in the Zhouyi
Contributed by Bradford Hatcher

 

[rosada]

Sorry in advance...
Claustrophilia: The delight in being locked in a closet with a dead Santa.

 

[my_key]

Sorry in advance...
Claustrophilia: The delight in being locked in a closet with a dead Santa.

Is that something like having signed a contract without a get out Claus?