Installing Love

[cal val]

Dharma...

I'm ready to party....

Love,

Val

 

[cal val]

Ooops...

Hit the back button after booking a flight, and it reposted my post from 2 hours ago.

 

[tashij]

Hi all.

Thanks for letting me chat it up at the party.

I guess my final view on this stuff is that sometimes very unconventional means are necessary.

Fixations can be impenetrable, so sometimes a compassionate being just takes the bull by the horns.

My love to all at this party, and happy Aquarian Pisces birthday to all!!!!

lov
tash.

 

[candid]

Sorry I?m fashionably late. Happy Birthday to my fellow Chingers and Chingettes!

Wonders what?s in the punch with all this chi-talk, whips and party hats? I always miss the fun stuff.

At 58, if I never have ?real? sex again I won?t lose sleep over it, not that I sleep much anyway. But then who knows? A romantically inclined lady friend will be spending a couple weeks here in my dungeon.. errr, I mean house... yeah, that?s it... and well like I said, who knows?

think the punch is getting to me....

 

[Sparhawk]

Candid is getting some!!! Candid is getting some!!!

Oops, sorry Candid, that was a High School flash back...

L

PS: pssst, I heard Dharma and Val have an interesting collection of whips. I'm sure they'll lend it to you.

 

[candid]

OMG Luis... LMAO!

 

[dharma]

trying to find just the right outfit for this occasion

whadda ya think ... too much???

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[candid]

I dunno.. a bit extreme... but powerful.

 

[Sparhawk]

Agree with Candid. A floating, winged mistress with mean looking sharp instruments? What's wrong with the old whip and a boy getting a few lashes?

Oh, well, I must be getting old...

L

 

[candid]

Luis, you're so conventional.

chuckles

 

[Sparhawk]

Er, Candid, let me explain this to you in no uncertain terms:

sharp object + damsel = Lorena Bobbitt

L

 

[dharma]

hmmm...

i think it may have something to do with how equal you feel to the task

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[Sparhawk]

Yup, that's me. Perhaps a little more in the midriff, but definitely me. The resemblance is uncanny (cough, cough!! wheeze!)

Bring it on!!

L

 

[Sparhawk]

Sparhawk, Pandion Knight, and Queen's Champion have returned to Elenia after ten years of exile, only to find young Queen Ehlana trapped in a block of ensorcelled crystal. As Sparhawk sets out to find a cure for Ehlana, he discovers that only he can defeat the evil plots that threaten her rule....

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Let's see, all those Fantasy lovers out there, where does this plot comes from???

L

 

[dharma]

fly on wall transmits image of Clarity member very low on chi - looks familiar but hard to say from this angle

 

[Sparhawk]

What can I say...Even heroes get old... But, yes, the fly is to blame too.

L

 

[dharma]

"The Diamond Throne" of the first book of "The Elenium" series

in the second book, "The Ruby Knight"

Ehlana, Queen of Elenia, has been poisoned. A deep enchantment sustains her life, but it will end soon. Then Sparhawk, Knight of the Queen's Champion, learns where to get to cure for the poison. He and his companions set forth on a dangerous quest to find the antidote before the queen should perish and the peace ends...

and finally in the third book, "The Sapphire Rose"

the knight Sparhawk had come to possess Bhellion, the legendary jewel of magic. With it, he frees Queen Ehlana from the crystalline cocoon that preserves her life, but Bhelliom carries dangers of its own. And now Sparhawk is being stalked by a dark lurking menace that is only the beginning of his troubles...

alas, 'twas indeed long ago... come now Sparhawk, are ye still up to the task? shall i inquire if others be takers to the challenge?

well now, in all fairness you did catch the fly

 

[Sparhawk]

Very good Dharma!! How about Piers Anthony and Robert Jordan, etc.? Get to those too?

As for the task, yes. Just be gentle with these old bones...

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- What was that honey?
- Ah, nothing, is only Dharma that wants to take me to her dungeon to play parent's stuff. Can I go?
- What do you mean I cannot go? I'll be a good boy and I promise I'll come back in one piece.
- What? Ah, you want Dharma to promise the same. Ok, I'll tell her to keep the knives in the drawer.
- Eh? Do I really have to charge for my services? Why can't it be just for fun? Ah, I see your point. Bills are bills plus the expenses for the trip to Canada, etc, etc...
- Oh well...

L

 

[bradford_h]

Hi all-
As a distant cousin of the Bonobo chimanzees of Africa, I think it's important that someone step forward and remind all you celibate Buddhists out there of the healthful and saultory effects of multiple orgasms for all boys and girls. Our Bonobo socities have no fighting OR biting, thanks to regular, almost hourly, preventive steps taken against the insidious socio-political disease known as DSB or deadly sperm buildup. Frequent orgasms are a proven path to inner peace and better neurochemistry.
b

 

[hilary]

Very, very, good point. Try a Google search on 'bonobo society'!

 

[anon1]

I can't believe this inanity

 

[Sparhawk]

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socio-political disease known as DSB or deadly sperm buildup. Frequent orgasms are a proven path to inner peace and better neurochemistry.<!-/Quote-!><HR SIZE=0></BLOCKQUOTE>

Brad, I tried that appproach in High School. Didn't work very well. Hard as I tried, no girls believed much of it. The nerve of some of them to even kick me in the shins...

L

ps: don't worry though. With a little luck and with all my Chi depletion most likely I'll reincarnate as a bonobo monkey.

 

[heylise]

Science is the history of all corrected foolish ideas.
We are really on to something
Some Nobel prize ahead for some of us?
LiSe

 

[Sparhawk]

Inanity rhymes with insanity. I see your point Anon1.

L

 

[anon1]

Heylise

Sparhawk

Ah - Sanity

 

[Sparhawk]

I looked in my shoebox for an old picture of me as a Bonobo. I found it!

L

 

[dharma]

Luis, just as adorable then as you are today

regarding the bonobo society: extracted from http://www.ishipress.com/sci-bono.htm

"Sex is there, it's pervasive, it's critical, and bonobo society would collapse without it. But it's not what people think it is. It's not driven by orgasm or seeking release. Nor is it often reproductively driven. Sex for a bonobo is casual, it's quick and once you're used to watching it, it begins to look like any other social interaction."

thanks but no thanks - myself, i prefer the sweet sacred mystery to remain intact thank you very much

and lest anyone be 'confused' by the inanity/insanity of this page - it is all metaphorical on my end, all metaphorically good fun

 

[anon1]

Thank you Dharma for enlightenning me!

Inanity / Fun we choose for ourselves

 

[Sparhawk]

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Thanks Dharma!! (I think...)

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You are telling me that all of the above was a metaphorical charade?

L

 

[bradford_h]

hi Dharma-
I'm really looking forward to seeing your
sweet sacred mystery in a party dress.
ai,
b